The headline award
The Yapper.
One chat. A lot of opinions. See who sent the most messages—and how much of the conversation they own.
Message counts. Member rankings. Maximum bragging rights.
Group chat. Meet your data.
Your group chat.
Exposed. Wrapped.
Turn your chat export into shareable awards, late-night receipts, and a year of glorious chaos. Start with WhatsApp. Let the group argue about the results.
Free basic cards · Browser-first processing · WhatsApp first
The group’s next debate
Who’s really the yapper?
Big receipts. Small footprint.
Your full chat stays on your device.
Share the cards, not the chat file.
01 / The receipts
Every chat has characters.
Find yours in swipeable cards built to go straight back into the group.
The after-hours crew
Meet the 3 AM Goblin, spot the longest gaps in participation, and discover who keeps the chat alive after midnight.
Your emoji fingerprint
Find each member’s signature emoji. Some personalities really can be summed up in one tiny face.
The silence heard round the chat
Spot a message followed by 12+ hours of silence. Then trace the busiest bursts and quietest stretches on your chat timeline.
Export → Drop in → Get the receipts → Share.
Use a WhatsApp export without media. Ask your group before sharing names or private excerpts.
02 / Pick your level of chaos
The stats are free. The roast is extra.
Basic stats and shareable cards are the free starting point. Planned premium reports add AI-written superlatives, member roasts, and a printable poster, with a target price of $3–5 per report—not a monthly subscription.
Free
For individuals getting started
$0/month
- 1 workspace
- Up to 3 team members
- Basic analytics
- Community support
Premium AI is optional and uses computed stats and short excerpts, never your full export. Printed, mailed posters are a future idea—not a launch offering.
A few things before you drop the file.
03 / Send it back to the group
The chat has lore.
Give it receipts.
Start with the stats. Stay for the argument about who won.